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Browse through our awesome range of the best novelty aprons for men & women we can find from around the internet. Here you’ll find some funny aprons in a huge range of styles and colours. Our novelty aprons are designed to bring a smile to your face and for a great price! If you require something a little less tame, please visit our RUDE APRONS which we appropriately keep in their own section.

Looking for an Apron for the men in your life who fancy themselves as a cooking guru? You will find plenty of apron gift ideas here for Dads, husbands & boyfriends such as the BBQ Apron & Tool set or the “genius at work” apron, or if you fancy something a little more embarrassing, perhaps one of the “Danger Man Cooking” style aprons would be a good option. We also have a range of Breaking Bad Aprons & Superhero aprons for film & TV show lovers, our selection also features the 007 licence to grill apron for James Bond fanatics. We have aprons in both wipe clean PVC & cotton with range of funny novelty images and slogans, we are sure you will find the ideal apron or gift here.

  • Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron


    Oh my! What do we have here? A unique camouflage grilling apron that holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron holds 6 beverage cans or bottles and comes with a built in bottle opener, and more pockets than he’ll know what to do with. Great fun gift! Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all with fully adjustable length.

    Material: 100% cotton
    Size: One size fits all with adjustable strap
    Style: Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron for Men

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    £17.99

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  • Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron


    Vibrant Yellow Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron. Officially licensed Breaking Bad merchandise. This yellow apron features the Los Pollos Hermanos chain’s logo and comes complete with an adjustable head loop and front pockets. Great quality item that would make an awesome gift for the Breaking Bad fan.

    Style: Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron
    Material: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.

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  • Sexy Military Apron for Men


    This is a very sexy military apron for men featuring a man’s topless torso with camouflage trousers, bullets and grenades. This will cause a storm in the kitchen or is excellent for men on a stag night in combination with the other sexy aprons in this range.

    Style: Sexy Military Apron for Men
    Material: polyester
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.
    Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm

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    £11.70

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  • Burning Stuff Dad Apron


    Wonderful quality typographic Dad Apron! This apron would make a wonderful gift for Dad, featuring the words “Dad famously burning stuff since forever”. The design has been silk screened to create this stylish Dad Apron.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton
    Style: Burning Stuff Dad Apron

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  • “This Guy Loves Christmas” Christmas Apron – Various Colour Available


    • Also available in Black, Blue and Pink
    • One Size: 23″ x 33″ (W x H)
    • Knee length
    • Dual front pocket
    • Made from a high quality hard wearing cotton fabric that is machine washable
    • Printed in the UK using the industry’s highest quality materials so no peeling, cracking or fading whatsoever is guaranteed
    • Fully machine washable
    • No Hassle Exchange/Refund Policy
    • All Orders Received Before 3pm Get Dispatched 1st Class Same Day or Next Working Day At The Latest (Mon -Fri) – Amazon’s delivery times are only guidelines, WE ALWAYS DISPATCH SOONER

    £7.99

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  • “Stand Clear Man Cooking” Beer Apron


    Funny novelty gift to help men stay stress free and under control while cooking, whether that be in the kitchen or at the barbecue. This is a man sized apron with lots of pockets for all those cooking essentials – like beer.

    The apron features Salt & Pepper pockets, Chilli Sauce Pocket, Fire Extinguisher pocket and three beer pockets – 'cause that's how many you need, right? Oh, and one mustn't forget the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron!) A perfect present for the man with a sense of humour or who just really likes beer.

    Style: Mens “Stand Clear Man Cooking” Beer Apron
    Material: 100% cotton

    Apron Contents not included (sorry).

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    £19.95

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  • Superman Apron with “S” Logo


    Blue Superman Apron emblazoned on the chest with the Superman “S” logo from the original DC comic series. Subtle Superman comic book strip print covers the apron. Machine washable

    Material: 100% cotton
    Size: Approx 77cm long
    Style: Superman Apron

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  • Sexy Scottish Man Apron


    Sexy Scottish man apron! This novelty apron features a naked man’s torso wearing a Scottish kilt. It would look good on any man in the kitchen or would make an excellent stag night costume.

    Style: Sexy Scottish Man Apron
    Material: polyester
    Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.

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    £10.90

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  • Chef Genius Apron


    Fun novelty Chef Genius apron featuring the words “WARNING CHEF GENIUS AT WORK.” This bright funny apron has been silk screened onto heavy duty cotton for an excellent quality novelty gift.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton.
    Style: Novelty Chef Genius Apron

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  • “This Girl Loves Christmas” Christmas Apron – Various Colour Available


    • Also available in Black, Blue and Pink
    • One Size: 23″ x 33″ (W x H)
    • Knee length
    • Dual front pocket
    • Made from a high quality hard wearing cotton fabric that is machine washable
    • Printed in the UK using the industry’s highest quality materials so no peeling, cracking or fading whatsoever is guaranteed
    • Fully machine washable
    • No Hassle Exchange/Refund Policy
    • All Orders Received Before 3pm Get Dispatched 1st Class Same Day or Next Working Day At The Latest (Mon -Fri) – Amazon’s delivery times are only guidelines, WE ALWAYS DISPATCH SOONER

    £7.99

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  • BBQ Apron & 7pc BBQ Tool Set


    This 7 piece BBQ Tool Set comes with a multi-purpose carry case that folds out to create a wearable BBQ Apron with lots of pockets. This BBQ tool set features a wide variety of essential BBQ tools including oven mitt, tongs, spatula, fork and salt & pepper shakers. Never again will you forget where you put your tongs! It’s Roll-n-snap design is ideal for travel and an impromptu BBQ. Everything safely locks away inside the apron that includes an adjustable locking fastener. Utensils have soft grip wooden handles and are made from stainless steel.

    Style: BBQ Apron/Carry Case with 7 piece BBQ Tool Set
    Set includes: Slotted spatula, BBQ fork, serrated tongs, quilted oven mitt. salt & pepper shakers and apron/carry case

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    £10.86

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  • Superman & Wonder Woman Apron Set


    Awesome his and hers aprons for superhero fans! This set features one Superman Apron and one Wonder Woman Apron for some super tag teaming action in the kitchen. Whip up a storm dressed as your favourite Super Heroes!

    Package includes: 1x Superman Apron and 1x Wonder Woman Apron
    Sizes: Length 72cm, Wide 56cm
    Material: Polyester
    Style: Superman Apron and Wonder Woman Apron Set

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  • Sexy Novelty French Maid Apron


    Ooh la la indeed (as the apron states!). This sexy French Maid Apron will be a hit in most homes with it’s provocative cleavage and printed sexy body. Want to look like a saucy French maid without having to kit up in the full costume? Throw this on instead! It will amuse and delight any onlooker!

    Size: 56 x 72cm. Fabric: Polyester
    Style: Sexy French Maid Apron

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  • I Bake Therefore I Am Apron


    Awesome Baking Apron for the Baking King or Queen! This typographic apron is silk screened with the words “I BAKE THEREFORE I AM”. This is a quality apron made from heavy duty cotton.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton.
    Style: I Bake Therefore I Am Apron

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    £12.99 £6.99

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  • Pure Genius Spoof Guinness Apron


    This spoof Guinness apron is fantastic for the man who loves to be head chef at the barbecue. The apron features the words “Pure Genius” across the chest along with an emblem reminiscent of the Guinness logo. The apron comes in black with large pockets made from a poly-Cotton material. Machine washable.

    Style: Pure Genius Novelty Spoof Guinness Apron for Men
    Material: 65% Polyester 35% Cotton
    Size: Length: 90cm Width: 70cm

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    £3.39

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  • Wonder Woman Apron


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    Wonder Woman Apron by Half Moon Bay, an official merchandiser for DC Comics. This fantastic ladies apron is printed with a Wonder Woman WHOOM! design with blue frilly edging and blue spots. An extremely stylish apron made for a Wonder Woman in the kitchen!

    Material: 100% cotton
    Style: Wonder Woman Apron

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  • Sexy Novelty Jane Apron


    Wow! Sexy Novelty Jane Apron for getting wild in the kitchen! Also available is a matching Tarzan Apron. His and hers? You could re-enact some jungle play whilst cooking dinner. Just watch those hot pans.

    Style: Sexy Novelty Jane Apron
    Material: Polyester
    Size: Adult (one size fits all)

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    £11.50

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  • Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron


    That’s right – fuck off I’m busy… says the apron. This delightful apron will make a fantastic apron for the perfectionist cook who truly believes that too many cooks spoil the broth. Don’t go anywhere near the kitchen when they’re in there but instead cheer their souls with this fitting apron to show you really care and understand. This white apron is emblazoned on the front with the words ‘Fuck Off I’m Busy’ emblazoned in black text. A really awesome novelty gift! The apron has two handy pockets on the front to hold stuff while you’re busy in the kitchen or in front of the BBQ. Packaged in a fantastic retro style colour box for easy wrapping.

    Style: Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron
    Size: Small – suitable for sizes up to 16 UK.

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    £7.50

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