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Browse through our awesome range of the best novelty aprons for men & women we can find from around the internet. Here you’ll find some funny aprons in a huge range of styles and colours. Our novelty aprons are designed to bring a smile to your face and for a great price! If you require something a little less tame, please visit our RUDE APRONS which we appropriately keep in their own section.

Looking for an Apron for the men in your life who fancy themselves as a cooking guru? You will find plenty of apron gift ideas here for Dads, husbands & boyfriends such as the BBQ Apron & Tool set or the “genius at work” apron, or if you fancy something a little more embarrassing, perhaps one of the “Danger Man Cooking” style aprons would be a good option. We also have a range of Breaking Bad Aprons & Superhero aprons for film & TV show lovers, our selection also features the 007 licence to grill apron for James Bond fanatics. We have aprons in both wipe clean PVC & cotton with range of funny novelty images and slogans, we are sure you will find the ideal apron or gift here.

  • Man Apron – The Ultimate BBQ Apron

    The Man Apron takes cooking to a whole new level of pleasure. Designed for the alfresco Chef in mind this handy apron for men will be a winner at the barbecue. Come rain or shine there will be no stopping the man of the grill – this apron has a detachable hood. The Man Apron also has an extraordinary array of pockets for beer, matches, phone, ketchup and mustard. Around the middle is the BBQ tool rail where you can keep your spatula, tongs and tea towel in easy reach. It even comes with a built in bottle opener so you’ll never have to leave your pitch in search of that darn thing. In fact it’ll guarantee you’ll be the social hub of the party. The Man Apron will arrive in a branded Man Apron gift box. Reassuringly this BBQ apron is made from fire retardant material.

    Style: The Man Apron – Black BBQ Apron

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    £14.99 £10.99

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  • ‘Real Men Bake Bread’ Mens Apron

    Great sliced loaf design for the man who loves to bake. This navy blue mens apron features the words “real men bake bread” inside a sliced loaf. It is made of a good quality polymix fabric and comes complete with handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.

    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: W72cm x L86cm

    Love baking? Try this flavourful Potato & Rosemary Bread for something unusual.

    £17.50 £14.95

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  • Batman Apron in a Gift Tube

    This awesome Batman Apron would make a fantastic gift for the DC Comics enthusiast, arriving in a gift tube to make present wrapping a breeze. In seconds transform into a super chef with Batman muscles. Machine washable on 30 degrees.

    Material: 100% cotton.
    Size: Approx 65cm in width, 110cm in length
    Style: Batman Apron

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  • Heisenberg Cookery School Breaking Bad Apron

    Awesome Breaking Bad Apron celebrating the incredible Breaking Bad series. This brilliant design features the words “Heisenberg Cookery School Albuquerque” as well as a handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle. This is a great quality apron with an even better design! Apron available in either navy or green. Please select at checkout.

    Style: Heisenberg Cookery School Breaking Bad Apron
    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: Width 72cm, Length 86cm

    Lots more Breaking Bad Aprons in our store including ones for the kids!

    £17.50 £14.95

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  • Heisenberg’s Cooking Class Apron


    Breaking Bad inspired apron featuring a funny make believe advert for “Heisenberg’s Cooking Class”. This quirky design features the shows well known RV as well as the words “The fine science of cooking” and “Crystal clear tuition”. This is a great quality fun novelty apron that is perfect for fans of Breaking Bad.

    Style: Heisenberg’s Cooking Class Apron

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  • Danger Man Cooking Apron Set

    Novelty Mens Apron Set including a black apron and white chef’s hat both featuring the words “DANGER MAN COOKING Proceed with CAUTION!” This would make a funny novelty gift set. Great for use at the BBQ or in the kitchen. It would definitely entertain the guests!

    Washing Instructions: Machine washable
    Style: Danger Man Cooking Apron & Chef Hat Set

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    £11.99 £10.95

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  • Don’t Mess With The Chef Mens Set

    Great cooking set for men with the slogan “Don’t mess with the Chef!” It features a black apron and chef’s hat, white tea towel and a wooden spoon and spatula. This is a fantastic gift set for the man who loves to cook. Great value and quality from one of the leading brands, Cooksmart. Machines Wash at 40°C

    Style: Don’t Mess with the Chef Gift Set for Men by Cooksmart
    Material: 100% Cotton
    Size: Apron: W:61cm x H:84cm, Hat is adjustable, Tea Towel: W:45cm x L:65cm
    Set Contains: Apron, Hat, Tea Towel, Spoon & Spatula

    This mens cooking set is part of a coordinated range.

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  • Iron Man Apron

    Become Iron Man in the kitchen while you whip up the dinner. Iron Man can do anything right? So cooking is a given! This Iron Man apron features Iron Man’s body for a fun quirky stylish apron. An awesome gift for Marvel fans.

    Size: One size fits most. Length 72cm Width 56cm
    Material: 100% Polyester
    Style: Iron Man Apron

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  • Waist Apron Printed with Cooking Guide

    Oh wow! A waist apron printed with everything you need to know to help you cook! This amazing waist apron is full of useful information including cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for birds, numeric conversions, freezing instructions, defrosting times, a cooking glossary and so much more!

    Style: Waist Apron printed with cooking guidelines bu SUCK UK
    Material: 100% unbleached cotton
    Size: 58 x 57cm

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  • Let’s Cook Apron

    Let’s cook apron with gas mask and skull and crossbones. This is a great apron for fans of Breaking Bad. Black apron with screen printed design.

    Material: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    Size: width 65cm, length 78cm, 75cm long ties
    Washing Instructions: 60 degrees maximum wash
    Style: Let’s Cook Apron in Black

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  • Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

    Oh my! What do we have here? A unique camouflage grilling apron that holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron holds 6 beverage cans or bottles and comes with a built in bottle opener, and more pockets than he’ll know what to do with. Great fun gift! Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all with fully adjustable length.

    Material: 100% cotton
    Size: One size fits all with adjustable strap
    Style: Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron for Men

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  • Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron

    Vibrant Yellow Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron. Officially licensed Breaking Bad merchandise. This yellow apron features the Los Pollos Hermanos chain’s logo and comes complete with an adjustable head loop and front pockets. Great quality item that would make an awesome gift for the Breaking Bad fan.

    Style: Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron
    Material: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.

    We have lots more Breaking Bad Aprons in stock.

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  • Sexy Military Apron for Men

    This is a very sexy military apron for men featuring a man’s topless torso with camouflage trousers, bullets and grenades. This will cause a storm in the kitchen or is excellent for men on a stag night in combination with the other sexy aprons in this range.

    Style: Sexy Military Apron for Men
    Material: polyester
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.
    Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm

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  • Burning Stuff Dad Apron

    Wonderful quality typographic Dad Apron! This apron would make a wonderful gift for Dad, featuring the words “Dad famously burning stuff since forever”. The design has been silk screened to create this stylish Dad Apron.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton
    Style: Burning Stuff Dad Apron

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  • “This Guy Loves Christmas” Christmas Apron – Various Colour Available

    • Also available in Black, Blue and Pink
    • One Size: 23″ x 33″ (W x H)
    • Knee length
    • Dual front pocket
    • Made from a high quality hard wearing cotton fabric that is machine washable
    • Printed in the UK using the industry’s highest quality materials so no peeling, cracking or fading whatsoever is guaranteed
    • Fully machine washable
    • No Hassle Exchange/Refund Policy
    • All Orders Received Before 3pm Get Dispatched 1st Class Same Day or Next Working Day At The Latest (Mon -Fri) – Amazon’s delivery times are only guidelines, WE ALWAYS DISPATCH SOONER


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  • “Stand Clear Man Cooking” Beer Apron

    Funny novelty gift to help men stay stress free and under control while cooking, whether that be in the kitchen or at the barbecue. This is a man sized apron with lots of pockets for all those cooking essentials – like beer.

    The apron features Salt & Pepper pockets, Chilli Sauce Pocket, Fire Extinguisher pocket and three beer pockets – 'cause that's how many you need, right? Oh, and one mustn't forget the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron!) A perfect present for the man with a sense of humour or who just really likes beer.

    Style: Mens “Stand Clear Man Cooking” Beer Apron
    Material: 100% cotton

    Apron Contents not included (sorry).

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  • Superman Apron with “S” Logo

    Blue Superman Apron emblazoned on the chest with the Superman “S” logo from the original DC comic series. Subtle Superman comic book strip print covers the apron. Machine washable

    Material: 100% cotton
    Size: Approx 77cm long
    Style: Superman Apron

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  • Sexy Scottish Man Apron

    Sexy Scottish man apron! This novelty apron features a naked man’s torso wearing a Scottish kilt. It would look good on any man in the kitchen or would make an excellent stag night costume.

    Style: Sexy Scottish Man Apron
    Material: polyester
    Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.

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