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Browse through our awesome range of the best novelty aprons for men & women we can find from around the internet. Here you’ll find some funny aprons in a huge range of styles and colours. Our novelty aprons are designed to bring a smile to your face and for a great price! If you require something a little less tame, please visit our RUDE APRONS which we appropriately keep in their own section.

Looking for an Apron for the men in your life who fancy themselves as a cooking guru? You will find plenty of apron gift ideas here for Dads, husbands & boyfriends such as the BBQ Apron & Tool set or the “genius at work” apron, or if you fancy something a little more embarrassing, perhaps one of the “Danger Man Cooking” style aprons would be a good option. We also have a range of Breaking Bad Aprons & Superhero aprons for film & TV show lovers, our selection also features the 007 licence to grill apron for James Bond fanatics. We have aprons in both wipe clean PVC & cotton with range of funny novelty images and slogans, we are sure you will find the ideal apron or gift here.

  • Cooksmart Don’t Mess With The Chef Apron

    Fun novelty apron by Cooksmart. This Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron is produced from 100% cotton twill and features the words “Don’t Mess With the Chef” printed in white. Great fun apron suitable for men or women.

    Material: 100% Cotton Twill
    Size: 61cm x 84cm
    Style: Black Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron by Cooksmart
    Washing Instructions: Machine wash at 40° C

    Also available “Don’t Mess with the Chef” Gift Set! Great Value!


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  • Sexy Military Apron for Men

    This is a very sexy military apron for men featuring a man’s topless torso with camouflage trousers, bullets and grenades. This will cause a storm in the kitchen or is excellent for men on a stag night in combination with the other sexy aprons in this range.

    Style: Sexy Military Apron for Men
    Material: polyester
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.
    Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm

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  • Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron

    That’s right – fuck off I’m busy… says the apron. This delightful apron will make a fantastic apron for the perfectionist cook who truly believes that too many cooks spoil the broth. Don’t go anywhere near the kitchen when they’re in there but instead cheer their souls with this fitting apron to show you really care and understand. This white apron is emblazoned on the front with the words ‘Fuck Off I’m Busy’ emblazoned in black text. A really awesome novelty gift! The apron has two handy pockets on the front to hold stuff while you’re busy in the kitchen or in front of the BBQ. Packaged in a fantastic retro style colour box for easy wrapping.

    Style: Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron
    Size: Small – suitable for sizes up to 16 UK.

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  • ‘Real Men Bake Bread’ Mens Apron

    Great sliced loaf design for the man who loves to bake. This navy blue mens apron features the words “real men bake bread” inside a sliced loaf. It is made of a good quality polymix fabric and comes complete with handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.

    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: W72cm x L86cm

    Love baking? Try this flavourful Potato & Rosemary Bread for something unusual.

    £17.50 £14.95

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  • Sexy Scottish Man Apron

    Sexy Scottish man apron! This novelty apron features a naked man’s torso wearing a Scottish kilt. It would look good on any man in the kitchen or would make an excellent stag night costume.

    Style: Sexy Scottish Man Apron
    Material: polyester
    Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.

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  • Breaking Bad Walter White Apron


    Awesome Breaking Bad inspired apron featuring Walter White’s face and the slogan “LETS COOK”. This is a great quality black apron with a screen printed design. Features a useful front pocket.

    Washing Instructions: Machine Washable
    Style: Walter White Breaking Bad Apron

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  • Don’t Mess With The Chef Mens Set

    Great cooking set for men with the slogan “Don’t mess with the Chef!” It features a black apron and chef’s hat, white tea towel and a wooden spoon and spatula. This is a fantastic gift set for the man who loves to cook. Great value and quality from one of the leading brands, Cooksmart. Machines Wash at 40°C

    Style: Don’t Mess with the Chef Gift Set for Men by Cooksmart
    Material: 100% Cotton
    Size: Apron: W:61cm x H:84cm, Hat is adjustable, Tea Towel: W:45cm x L:65cm
    Set Contains: Apron, Hat, Tea Towel, Spoon & Spatula

    This mens cooking set is part of a coordinated range.

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  • Sexy Novelty French Maid Apron

    Ooh la la indeed (as the apron states!). This sexy French Maid Apron will be a hit in most homes with it’s provocative cleavage and printed sexy body. Want to look like a saucy French maid without having to kit up in the full costume? Throw this on instead! It will amuse and delight any onlooker!

    Size: 56 x 72cm. Fabric: Polyester
    Style: Sexy French Maid Apron

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  • Licence to Grill James Bond Apron


    Mens Novelty James Bond Apron that’s perfect for barbecuing in. Get your very own licence to grill! This is a great gift for the James Bond fan. They’ll love being the center of attention at the next BBQ! This stylish James Bond Apron comes with two utensil pockets which will come in handy for your tea towel and tongs. Made in the UK this apron is a fitting tribute to the famous British spy!

    Style: Licence to Grill James Bond Apron
    Size: 3ft long x 2ft 2in wide with generous ties. One size fits all.
    Material: Polycotton (35% polyester, 65% cotton)
    Washing Instructions: Fully machine washable.

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  • Heisenberg Cook Breaking Bad Apron

    When Walter White adopts his alter ego Heisenberg he only wants to do one thing – COOK. This Breaking Bad apron featuring Walter White/Heisenberg is made from a heavyweight fabric for the ultimate protection and durability. A premium quality apron that is sure to impress. Screen printed using specialised inks resulting in a high quality, soft feel print that will last for years. Features a fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle and 90cm long fabric waist ties.

    Material: Heavyweight 195g Poly/Cotton Fabric
    Style: Heisenberg Cook Breaking Bad Apron

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  • Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron

    Vibrant Yellow Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron. Officially licensed Breaking Bad merchandise. This yellow apron features the Los Pollos Hermanos chain’s logo and comes complete with an adjustable head loop and front pockets. Great quality item that would make an awesome gift for the Breaking Bad fan.

    Style: Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron
    Material: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.

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  • Sexy Novelty Jane Apron

    Wow! Sexy Novelty Jane Apron for getting wild in the kitchen! Also available is a matching Tarzan Apron. His and hers? You could re-enact some jungle play whilst cooking dinner. Just watch those hot pans.

    Style: Sexy Novelty Jane Apron
    Material: Polyester
    Size: Adult (one size fits all)

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  • Man Apron – The Ultimate BBQ Apron

    The Man Apron takes cooking to a whole new level of pleasure. Designed for the alfresco Chef in mind this handy apron for men will be a winner at the barbecue. Come rain or shine there will be no stopping the man of the grill – this apron has a detachable hood. The Man Apron also has an extraordinary array of pockets for beer, matches, phone, ketchup and mustard. Around the middle is the BBQ tool rail where you can keep your spatula, tongs and tea towel in easy reach. It even comes with a built in bottle opener so you’ll never have to leave your pitch in search of that darn thing. In fact it’ll guarantee you’ll be the social hub of the party. The Man Apron will arrive in a branded Man Apron gift box. Reassuringly this BBQ apron is made from fire retardant material.

    Style: The Man Apron – Black BBQ Apron

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    £14.99 £10.99

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  • Heisenberg’s Cooking Class Apron


    Breaking Bad inspired apron featuring a funny make believe advert for “Heisenberg’s Cooking Class”. This quirky design features the shows well known RV as well as the words “The fine science of cooking” and “Crystal clear tuition”. This is a great quality fun novelty apron that is perfect for fans of Breaking Bad.

    Style: Heisenberg’s Cooking Class Apron

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  • Superman Apron with “S” Logo

    Blue Superman Apron emblazoned on the chest with the Superman “S” logo from the original DC comic series. Subtle Superman comic book strip print covers the apron. Machine washable

    Material: 100% cotton
    Size: Approx 77cm long
    Style: Superman Apron

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  • Full Apron printed with Cooking Guide

    What a clever idea! An apron printed with everything you need to know to help you cook! This amazing apron is full of useful information including cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for birds, numeric conversions, freezing instructions, defrosting times, a cooking glossary and so much more! This is a long apron ideal for tall people.

    Style: Unisex Apron printed with cooking guidelines by SUCK UK
    Material: 100% unbleached cotton
    Size: 34.25 x 34.5-inches

    Also available as a waist apron. View more novelty aprons.

    £15.00 £13.98

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  • Danger Man Cooking Apron Set

    Novelty Mens Apron Set including a black apron and white chef’s hat both featuring the words “DANGER MAN COOKING Proceed with CAUTION!” This would make a funny novelty gift set. Great for use at the BBQ or in the kitchen. It would definitely entertain the guests!

    Washing Instructions: Machine washable
    Style: Danger Man Cooking Apron & Chef Hat Set

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    £11.99 £10.95

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  • Let’s Cook Apron

    Let’s cook apron with gas mask and skull and crossbones. This is a great apron for fans of Breaking Bad. Black apron with screen printed design.

    Material: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    Size: width 65cm, length 78cm, 75cm long ties
    Washing Instructions: 60 degrees maximum wash
    Style: Let’s Cook Apron in Black

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