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Browse through our awesome range of the best novelty aprons for men & women we can find from around the internet. Here you’ll find some funny aprons in a huge range of styles and colours. Our novelty aprons are designed to bring a smile to your face and for a great price! If you require something a little less tame, please visit our RUDE APRONS which we appropriately keep in their own section.

Looking for an Apron for the men in your life who fancy themselves as a cooking guru? You will find plenty of apron gift ideas here for Dads, husbands & boyfriends such as the BBQ Apron & Tool set or the “genius at work” apron, or if you fancy something a little more embarrassing, perhaps one of the “Danger Man Cooking” style aprons would be a good option. We also have a range of Breaking Bad Aprons & Superhero aprons for film & TV show lovers, our selection also features the 007 licence to grill apron for James Bond fanatics. We have aprons in both wipe clean PVC & cotton with range of funny novelty images and slogans, we are sure you will find the ideal apron or gift here.

  • “Stand Clear Man Cooking” Beer Apron

    Funny novelty gift to help men stay stress free and under control while cooking, whether that be in the kitchen or at the barbecue. This is a man sized apron with lots of pockets for all those cooking essentials – like beer.

    The apron features Salt & Pepper pockets, Chilli Sauce Pocket, Fire Extinguisher pocket and three beer pockets – 'cause that's how many you need, right? Oh, and one mustn't forget the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron!) A perfect present for the man with a sense of humour or who just really likes beer.

    Style: Mens “Stand Clear Man Cooking” Beer Apron
    Material: 100% cotton

    Apron Contents not included (sorry).

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    £13.99 £13.01

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  • ‘Real Men Bake Bread’ Mens Apron

    Great sliced loaf design for the man who loves to bake. This navy blue mens apron features the words “real men bake bread” inside a sliced loaf. It is made of a good quality polymix fabric and comes complete with handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.

    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: W72cm x L86cm

    Love baking? Try this flavourful Potato & Rosemary Bread for something unusual.

    £17.50 £14.95

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  • Batman Apron in a Gift Tube

    This awesome Batman Apron would make a fantastic gift for the DC Comics enthusiast, arriving in a gift tube to make present wrapping a breeze. In seconds transform into a super chef with Batman muscles. Machine washable on 30 degrees.

    Material: 100% cotton.
    Size: Approx 65cm in width, 110cm in length
    Style: Batman Apron

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  • BBQ Apron & 7pc BBQ Tool Set

    This 7 piece BBQ Tool Set comes with a multi-purpose carry case that folds out to create a wearable BBQ Apron with lots of pockets. This BBQ tool set features a wide variety of essential BBQ tools including oven mitt, tongs, spatula, fork and salt & pepper shakers. Never again will you forget where you put your tongs! It’s Roll-n-snap design is ideal for travel and an impromptu BBQ. Everything safely locks away inside the apron that includes an adjustable locking fastener. Utensils have soft grip wooden handles and are made from stainless steel.

    Style: BBQ Apron/Carry Case with 7 piece BBQ Tool Set
    Set includes: Slotted spatula, BBQ fork, serrated tongs, quilted oven mitt. salt & pepper shakers and apron/carry case

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  • Breaking Bad Walter White Apron


    Awesome Breaking Bad inspired apron featuring Walter White’s face and the slogan “LETS COOK”. This is a great quality black apron with a screen printed design. Features a useful front pocket.

    Washing Instructions: Machine Washable
    Style: Walter White Breaking Bad Apron

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  • Burning Stuff Dad Apron

    Wonderful quality typographic Dad Apron! This apron would make a wonderful gift for Dad, featuring the words “Dad famously burning stuff since forever”. The design has been silk screened to create this stylish Dad Apron.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton
    Style: Burning Stuff Dad Apron

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  • Chef Genius Apron

    Fun novelty Chef Genius apron featuring the words “WARNING CHEF GENIUS AT WORK.” This bright funny apron has been silk screened onto heavy duty cotton for an excellent quality novelty gift.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton.
    Style: Novelty Chef Genius Apron

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  • CKB Ltd® Danger Man Cooking Novelty PVC Apron

    Size: 79 x 58 cm
    Material: PVC
    Style: Novelty Mens PVC Apron


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  • Cooksmart Don’t Mess With The Chef Apron

    Fun novelty apron by Cooksmart. This Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron is produced from 100% cotton twill and features the words “Don’t Mess With the Chef” printed in white. Great fun apron suitable for men or women.

    Material: 100% Cotton Twill
    Size: 61cm x 84cm
    Style: Black Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron by Cooksmart
    Washing Instructions: Machine wash at 40° C

    Also available “Don’t Mess with the Chef” Gift Set! Great Value!

    £6.00 £5.98

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  • Danger Man Cooking Apron Set

    Novelty Mens Apron Set including a black apron and white chef’s hat both featuring the words “DANGER MAN COOKING Proceed with CAUTION!” This would make a funny novelty gift set. Great for use at the BBQ or in the kitchen. It would definitely entertain the guests!

    Washing Instructions: Machine washable
    Style: Danger Man Cooking Apron & Chef Hat Set

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    £11.99 £9.89

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  • Don’t Mess With The Chef Mens Set

    Great cooking set for men with the slogan “Don’t mess with the Chef!” It features a black apron and chef’s hat, white tea towel and a wooden spoon and spatula. This is a fantastic gift set for the man who loves to cook. Great value and quality from one of the leading brands, Cooksmart. Machines Wash at 40°C

    Style: Don’t Mess with the Chef Gift Set for Men by Cooksmart
    Material: 100% Cotton
    Size: Apron: W:61cm x H:84cm, Hat is adjustable, Tea Towel: W:45cm x L:65cm
    Set Contains: Apron, Hat, Tea Towel, Spoon & Spatula

    This mens cooking set is part of a coordinated range.

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  • Festive Fun Christmas Apron

    Designed by the brilliant Victoria Eggs, this festive cotton cooking Apron is great for cooking up the Christmas dinner in or as a special gift. It contains a quirky vintage typographic design listing all the Christmas things. Handmade in the UK and printed on 100% unbleached premium cotton. Machine Wash Max 40 Degrees.

    Style: Red Christmas Apron
    Size: W:60cm x H:85cm
    Material: 100% unbleached cotton

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  • Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron

    That’s right – fuck off I’m busy… says the apron. This delightful apron will make a fantastic apron for the perfectionist cook who truly believes that too many cooks spoil the broth. Don’t go anywhere near the kitchen when they’re in there but instead cheer their souls with this fitting apron to show you really care and understand. This white apron is emblazoned on the front with the words ‘Fuck Off I’m Busy’ emblazoned in black text. A really awesome novelty gift! The apron has two handy pockets on the front to hold stuff while you’re busy in the kitchen or in front of the BBQ. Packaged in a fantastic retro style colour box for easy wrapping.

    Style: Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron
    Size: Small – suitable for sizes up to 16 UK.

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  • Full Apron printed with Cooking Guide

    What a clever idea! An apron printed with everything you need to know to help you cook! This amazing apron is full of useful information including cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for birds, numeric conversions, freezing instructions, defrosting times, a cooking glossary and so much more! This is a long apron ideal for tall people.

    Style: Unisex Apron printed with cooking guidelines by SUCK UK
    Material: 100% unbleached cotton
    Size: 34.25 x 34.5-inches

    Also available as a waist apron. View more novelty aprons.

    £15.00 £11.20

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  • Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

    Oh my! What do we have here? A unique camouflage grilling apron that holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron holds 6 beverage cans or bottles and comes with a built in bottle opener, and more pockets than he’ll know what to do with. Great fun gift! Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all with fully adjustable length.

    Material: 100% cotton
    Size: One size fits all with adjustable strap
    Style: Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron for Men

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    £17.99 £17.35

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  • Heisenberg Cook Breaking Bad Apron

    When Walter White adopts his alter ego Heisenberg he only wants to do one thing – COOK. This Breaking Bad apron featuring Walter White/Heisenberg is made from a heavyweight fabric for the ultimate protection and durability. A premium quality apron that is sure to impress. Screen printed using specialised inks resulting in a high quality, soft feel print that will last for years. Features a fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle and 90cm long fabric waist ties.

    Material: Heavyweight 195g Poly/Cotton Fabric
    Style: Heisenberg Cook Breaking Bad Apron

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  • Heisenberg Cookery School Breaking Bad Apron

    Awesome Breaking Bad Apron celebrating the incredible Breaking Bad series. This brilliant design features the words “Heisenberg Cookery School Albuquerque” as well as a handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle. This is a great quality apron with an even better design! Apron available in either navy or green. Please select at checkout.

    Style: Heisenberg Cookery School Breaking Bad Apron
    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: Width 72cm, Length 86cm

    Lots more Breaking Bad Aprons in our store including ones for the kids!

    £17.50 £14.95

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  • Heisenberg’s Cooking Class Apron


    Breaking Bad inspired apron featuring a funny make believe advert for “Heisenberg’s Cooking Class”. This quirky design features the shows well known RV as well as the words “The fine science of cooking” and “Crystal clear tuition”. This is a great quality fun novelty apron that is perfect for fans of Breaking Bad.

    Style: Heisenberg’s Cooking Class Apron

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