Funny Novelty Apron for Men featuring a sexy male torso and one very overwhelmed dog. This novelty apron would make a funny gift or excellent attire for a stag night.

Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm
Material: Polyester
Washing Instructions: Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after washing.
Style: Doggy Style Novelty Apron

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• Available in red, blue, pink or black
• Made from 100% cotton
• Vinyl printed for a high quality finish
• Measures 60 cm (W) x 87 cm (L)
• One size fits all
• Unisex

£14.95

Seriously sexy apron alert! Get downright kinky in the kitchen with this ladies novelty sexy apron featuring a gorgeous ladies body in black lacy underwear. No need to worry about getting oil stains on your sexy negligee, while impressing your man! Just throw one of these aprons on instead and get the temperature soaring!

Size: Length approx. 28.4″ (72cm) Wide approx. 23.6″(60cm)
Material: 100% Polyester
Style: Ladies Novelty Sexy Apron

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A very saucy naked lady apron featuring a great pair of 3D boobs. This apron would definitely spice things up in the kitchen. It would also make an hilarious gift or an interesting piece of hen night attire. We haven’t just found a naked lady apron though. Perhaps consider completing a his and hers apron set with the Naked Man Apron with 3D Willy.

Size: Length approx 72cm; Width approx 56cm
Material: Apron – 100% polyester, Boobs – plush
Style: Naked Lady Apron with 3D Boobs

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Hilarious naked man apron featuring 3D saucy bits! No, not ketchup! This naked man apron features a man’s hunky torso with three dimensional willy and balls… just kind of… hanging there. Disgusting but great fun. It’s sure to amuse. It would be great fun for a stag night or secret santa present. Just be careful who you give it to! Comes in a box for easy wrapping. One size fits all. Perhap consider completing a his and hers apron set with the Naked Lady Apron with 3D Boobs!

Style: Naked Man Apron with 3D Willy

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£8.00

Funny Novelty Macho Black Man Apron. Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after wash.

Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm
Material: Polyester
Style: Macho Black Man Apron

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£11.70

A fun novelty sexy black girl apron featuring a gorgeous lady’s body in white sexy underwear. This sexy apron is sure to cause excitement in the kitchen! White underwear not your thing? We have a similar apron featuring a lady wearing some red hot latex. Check out the Latex Girl Apron.

Material: 100& Polyester
Washing Instructions: Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after wash.
Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm

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This sexy novelty apron features the gorgeous body of a lady wearing some provocative red latex. A sexy apron that will definitely heat things up in the kitchen!

Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm
Style: Novelty Sexy Latex Girl Apron
Washing Instructions: Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after washing.

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£11.70

Wonderfully naughty Sheep Shagger Apron! Ideal for someone with a sense of humour. The ultimate Sheep Shagger Apron will bring a smile to most faces! Great item for stag nights as well as for cooking in! Washable up to 50°C in the washing machine. No need to iron after wash.

Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
Material: Polyester
Style: Novelty Sheep Shagger Apron

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So here were have the Record Man Apron. A black man apron featuring a body that is out of this world and not offensive in anyway possible. What can I say? Do you want to look like a record breaker? With this naughty apron you can look like you hold the ‘long distance’ record. Just don’t go in for the pole vault. Show your true sportsmanship in the kitchen. Or maybe forget about the cooking and consider it a great stag night gag. Either way this apron is going to make someone laugh in whatever setting you wear it.

Material: 100% Polyester
Size : Adult (one size fits all – ahem…)
Style: Record Man Black Man Apron

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£11.70

• Measures approx 74 cm long x 57 cm wide at widest part
• Made from 100% Polyester

£12.95

Cool Printed Apron!
Phwooaar!
Tease and Please In White Bra and Stockings!

£12.90

Make all your wildest kitchen fantasies come true with this sexy maid apron. This isn’t just any old sexy maid apron though. It’s a sexy maid wearing PVC. OMG. Across her leopard print pinny reads “I’m your sexy maid”. Hot stuff!

Material: 100% Polyester
Size: Adult (one size fits all)
Style: Sexy Maid Apron

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£15.98

Like your man wearing nothing but a hat and tie while he slaves away in the kitchen for you? As lovely as that is it can get a bit dangerous when it comes to hot things and his dangly bits. Try the next best thing! A sexy apron that at least aids the imagination in thinking wild thoughts! Meet our sexy apron with a seriously hunky body that’s probably better than the real thing! This sexy apron will hot things up in the kitchen.

Size: 56 x 72cm ( 22 x 28.3 inch)
Fabric: Polyester
Style: Sexy Naked Man Apron with Hat & Tie

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Ooh la la indeed (as the apron states!). This sexy French Maid Apron will be a hit in most homes with it’s provocative cleavage and printed sexy body. Want to look like a saucy French maid without having to kit up in the full costume? Throw this on instead! It will amuse and delight any onlooker!

Size: 56 x 72cm. Fabric: Polyester
Style: Sexy French Maid Apron

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Wow! Sexy Novelty Jane Apron for getting wild in the kitchen! Also available is a matching Tarzan Apron. His and hers? You could re-enact some jungle play whilst cooking dinner. Just watch those hot pans.

Style: Sexy Novelty Jane Apron
Material: Polyester
Size: Adult (one size fits all)

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£11.50

Super Sexy Nurse Apron. This apron features a very sexy ladies body in an unbuttoned nurse uniform complete with stethoscope, white knickers, bra and fishnet hold-ups. Take my temperature, please!

Material: polyester
Washing instructions: Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after wash.
Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
Style: Sexy Nurse Apron for Ladies

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£15.11

Get kinky in the kitchen with a sexy Police Woman Apron! This sexy Police Woman Apron features a gorgeous Police Woman’s body wearing a fantasy police uniform. Fishnet tights, hot pants and a crop top, all finished off with a truncheon and handcuffs. Awesome naughty fun for the kitchen!

Size: approx 74cm long x 57 cm approx wide at widest part, excluding ties and halter.
Material: 100% Polyester
Style: Sexy Police Woman Apron

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£11.70