• Available in red, blue, pink or black
• Made from 100% cotton
• Vinyl printed for a high quality finish
• Measures 60 cm (W) x 87 cm (L)
• One size fits all
• Unisex

£14.95

Seriously sexy apron alert! Get downright kinky in the kitchen with this ladies novelty sexy apron featuring a gorgeous ladies body in black lacy underwear. No need to worry about getting oil stains on your sexy negligee, while impressing your man! Just throw one of these aprons on instead and get the temperature soaring!

Size: Length approx. 28.4″ (72cm) Wide approx. 23.6″(60cm)
Material: 100% Polyester
Style: Ladies Novelty Sexy Apron

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The perfect combination – tomato and Basil. Yum! Now made even more scrumptious with this novelty naked lady apron. This Tomato and Basil Apron features a beautiful lady’s naked body modestly covered (where it counts) with tomato slices and basil leaves. This is a very fun apron for some kitchen titillation.

Material: 100% Polyester
Size: Adult (one size fits all)
Style: Naked Lady Tomato and Basil Apron

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Hilarious naked man apron featuring 3D saucy bits! No, not ketchup! This naked man apron features a man’s hunky torso with three dimensional willy and balls… just kind of… hanging there. Disgusting but great fun. It’s sure to amuse. It would be great fun for a stag night or secret santa present. Just be careful who you give it to! Comes in a box for easy wrapping. One size fits all. Perhap consider completing a his and hers apron set with the Naked Lady Apron with 3D Boobs!

Style: Naked Man Apron with 3D Willy

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£11.45

Funny Novelty Macho Black Man Apron. Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after wash.

Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm
Material: Polyester
Style: Macho Black Man Apron

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£11.70

This sexy novelty apron features the gorgeous body of a lady wearing some provocative red latex. A sexy apron that will definitely heat things up in the kitchen!

Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm
Style: Novelty Sexy Latex Girl Apron
Washing Instructions: Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after washing.

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£11.70

Wonderfully naughty Sheep Shagger Apron! Ideal for someone with a sense of humour. The ultimate Sheep Shagger Apron will bring a smile to most faces! Great item for stag nights as well as for cooking in! Washable up to 50°C in the washing machine. No need to iron after wash.

Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
Material: Polyester
Style: Novelty Sheep Shagger Apron

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£11.95

So here were have the Record Man Apron. A black man apron featuring a body that is out of this world and not offensive in anyway possible. What can I say? Do you want to look like a record breaker? With this naughty apron you can look like you hold the ‘long distance’ record. Just don’t go in for the pole vault. Show your true sportsmanship in the kitchen. Or maybe forget about the cooking and consider it a great stag night gag. Either way this apron is going to make someone laugh in whatever setting you wear it.

Material: 100% Polyester
Size : Adult (one size fits all – ahem…)
Style: Record Man Black Man Apron

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£11.70

• Measures approx 74 cm long x 57 cm wide at widest part
• Made from 100% Polyester

£12.95

Cool Printed Apron!
Phwooaar!
Tease and Please In White Bra and Stockings!

£12.90

Make all your wildest kitchen fantasies come true with this sexy maid apron. This isn’t just any old sexy maid apron though. It’s a sexy maid wearing PVC. OMG. Across her leopard print pinny reads “I’m your sexy maid”. Hot stuff!

Material: 100% Polyester
Size: Adult (one size fits all)
Style: Sexy Maid Apron

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£15.98

Super Sexy Nurse Apron. This apron features a very sexy ladies body in an unbuttoned nurse uniform complete with stethoscope, white knickers, bra and fishnet hold-ups. Take my temperature, please!

Material: polyester
Washing instructions: Washable up to 50°C in washing machine. No need to iron after wash.
Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
Style: Sexy Nurse Apron for Ladies

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£9.88

Get kinky in the kitchen with a sexy Police Woman Apron! This sexy Police Woman Apron features a gorgeous Police Woman’s body wearing a fantasy police uniform. Fishnet tights, hot pants and a crop top, all finished off with a truncheon and handcuffs. Awesome naughty fun for the kitchen!

Size: approx 74cm long x 57 cm approx wide at widest part, excluding ties and halter.
Material: 100% Polyester
Style: Sexy Police Woman Apron

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£11.70

Sexy School Girls don’t come much sexier than the one on this Sexy School Girl Apron! Fulfill those naughty fantasies in the kitchen with this cheeky School Girl Apron. She comes complete with a red mini skirt, white crop top and black thigh high socks.

Size: approx 74cm long x 57 cm approx wide at widest part, excluding ties and halter.
Material: 100% Polyester.
Washing Instructions: Washable up to 50°C in washing machine.

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£10.95