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Browse through our awesome range of the best novelty aprons for men & women we can find from around the internet. Here you’ll find some funny aprons in a huge range of styles and colours. Our novelty aprons are designed to bring a smile to your face and for a great price! If you require something a little less tame, please visit our RUDE APRONS which we appropriately keep in their own section.

Looking for an Apron for the men in your life who fancy themselves as a cooking guru? You will find plenty of apron gift ideas here for Dads, husbands & boyfriends such as the BBQ Apron & Tool set or the “genius at work” apron, or if you fancy something a little more embarrassing, perhaps one of the “Danger Man Cooking” style aprons would be a good option. We also have a range of Breaking Bad Aprons & Superhero aprons for film & TV show lovers, our selection also features the 007 licence to grill apron for James Bond fanatics. We have aprons in both wipe clean PVC & cotton with range of funny novelty images and slogans, we are sure you will find the ideal apron or gift here.

  • Man Apron – The Ultimate BBQ Apron


    The Man Apron takes cooking to a whole new level of pleasure. Designed for the alfresco Chef in mind this handy apron for men will be a winner at the barbecue. Come rain or shine there will be no stopping the man of the grill – this apron has a detachable hood. The Man Apron also has an extraordinary array of pockets for beer, matches, phone, ketchup and mustard. Around the middle is the BBQ tool rail where you can keep your spatula, tongs and tea towel in easy reach. It even comes with a built in bottle opener so you’ll never have to leave your pitch in search of that darn thing. In fact it’ll guarantee you’ll be the social hub of the party. The Man Apron will arrive in a branded Man Apron gift box. Reassuringly this BBQ apron is made from fire retardant material.

    Style: The Man Apron – Black BBQ Apron

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    £14.99 £12.87

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  • Cooksmart Don’t Mess With The Chef Apron


    Fun novelty apron by Cooksmart. This Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron is produced from 100% cotton twill and features the words “Don’t Mess With the Chef” printed in white. Great fun apron suitable for men or women.

    Material: 100% Cotton Twill
    Size: 61cm x 84cm
    Style: Black Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron by Cooksmart
    Washing Instructions: Machine wash at 40° C

    Also available “Don’t Mess with the Chef” Gift Set! Great Value!

    £6.00

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  • Licence to Grill James Bond Apron


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    Mens Novelty James Bond Apron that’s perfect for barbecuing in. Get your very own licence to grill! This is a great gift for the James Bond fan. They’ll love being the center of attention at the next BBQ! This stylish James Bond Apron comes with two utensil pockets which will come in handy for your tea towel and tongs. Made in the UK this apron is a fitting tribute to the famous British spy!

    Style: Licence to Grill James Bond Apron
    Size: 3ft long x 2ft 2in wide with generous ties. One size fits all.
    Material: Polycotton (35% polyester, 65% cotton)
    Washing Instructions: Fully machine washable.

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    £5.99

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  • The Simpsons Grillset “The Last Perfect Man”


    Material: 100% Cotton
    Style: The Simpsons Grillset – “The Last Perfect Man”
    Includes: Apron, oven glove and tea towel
    Size: One Size
    Colour: black

    £12.72 £12.13

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  • Don’t Mess With The Chef Mens Set


    Great cooking set for men with the slogan “Don’t mess with the Chef!” It features a black apron and chef’s hat, white tea towel and a wooden spoon and spatula. This is a fantastic gift set for the man who loves to cook. Great value and quality from one of the leading brands, Cooksmart. Machines Wash at 40°C

    Style: Don’t Mess with the Chef Gift Set for Men by Cooksmart
    Material: 100% Cotton
    Size: Apron: W:61cm x H:84cm, Hat is adjustable, Tea Towel: W:45cm x L:65cm
    Set Contains: Apron, Hat, Tea Towel, Spoon & Spatula

    This mens cooking set is part of a coordinated range.

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    £10.50

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  • Danger Man Cooking Apron Set


    Novelty Mens Apron Set including a black apron and white chef’s hat both featuring the words “DANGER MAN COOKING Proceed with CAUTION!” This would make a funny novelty gift set. Great for use at the BBQ or in the kitchen. It would definitely entertain the guests!

    Washing Instructions: Machine washable
    Style: Danger Man Cooking Apron & Chef Hat Set

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    £11.99 £9.99

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  • Breaking Bad Walter White Apron


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    Awesome Breaking Bad inspired apron featuring Walter White’s face and the slogan “LETS COOK”. This is a great quality black apron with a screen printed design. Features a useful front pocket.

    Washing Instructions: Machine Washable
    Style: Walter White Breaking Bad Apron

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    £9.95

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  • “This Girl Loves Christmas” Christmas Apron – Various Colour Available


    • Also available in Black, Blue and Pink
    • One Size: 23″ x 33″ (W x H)
    • Knee length
    • Dual front pocket
    • Made from a high quality hard wearing cotton fabric that is machine washable
    • Printed in the UK using the industry’s highest quality materials so no peeling, cracking or fading whatsoever is guaranteed
    • Fully machine washable
    • No Hassle Exchange/Refund Policy
    • All Orders Received Before 3pm Get Dispatched 1st Class Same Day or Next Working Day At The Latest (Mon -Fri) – Amazon’s delivery times are only guidelines, WE ALWAYS DISPATCH SOONER

    £5.50

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  • “This Guy Loves Christmas” Christmas Apron – Various Colour Available


    • Also available in Black, Blue and Pink
    • One Size: 23″ x 33″ (W x H)
    • Knee length
    • Dual front pocket
    • Made from a high quality hard wearing cotton fabric that is machine washable
    • Printed in the UK using the industry’s highest quality materials so no peeling, cracking or fading whatsoever is guaranteed
    • Fully machine washable
    • No Hassle Exchange/Refund Policy
    • All Orders Received Before 3pm Get Dispatched 1st Class Same Day or Next Working Day At The Latest (Mon -Fri) – Amazon’s delivery times are only guidelines, WE ALWAYS DISPATCH SOONER

    £5.50

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  • ‘Real Men Bake Bread’ Mens Apron


    Great sliced loaf design for the man who loves to bake. This navy blue mens apron features the words “real men bake bread” inside a sliced loaf. It is made of a good quality polymix fabric and comes complete with handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.

    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: W72cm x L86cm

    Love baking? Try this flavourful Potato & Rosemary Bread for something unusual.

    £17.50 £14.95

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  • Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron


    That’s right – fuck off I’m busy… says the apron. This delightful apron will make a fantastic apron for the perfectionist cook who truly believes that too many cooks spoil the broth. Don’t go anywhere near the kitchen when they’re in there but instead cheer their souls with this fitting apron to show you really care and understand. This white apron is emblazoned on the front with the words ‘Fuck Off I’m Busy’ emblazoned in black text. A really awesome novelty gift! The apron has two handy pockets on the front to hold stuff while you’re busy in the kitchen or in front of the BBQ. Packaged in a fantastic retro style colour box for easy wrapping.

    Style: Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron
    Size: Small – suitable for sizes up to 16 UK.

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    £7.50

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  • Full Apron printed with Cooking Guide


    What a clever idea! An apron printed with everything you need to know to help you cook! This amazing apron is full of useful information including cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for birds, numeric conversions, freezing instructions, defrosting times, a cooking glossary and so much more! This is a long apron ideal for tall people.

    Style: Unisex Apron printed with cooking guidelines by SUCK UK
    Material: 100% unbleached cotton
    Size: 34.25 x 34.5-inches

    Also available as a waist apron. View more novelty aprons.

    £15.00 £14.87

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  • Waist Apron Printed with Cooking Guide


    Oh wow! A waist apron printed with everything you need to know to help you cook! This amazing waist apron is full of useful information including cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for birds, numeric conversions, freezing instructions, defrosting times, a cooking glossary and so much more!

    Style: Waist Apron printed with cooking guidelines bu SUCK UK
    Material: 100% unbleached cotton
    Size: 58 x 57cm

    Also available as a full apron. View more novelty aprons.

    £19.19

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  • Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron


    Oh my! What do we have here? A unique camouflage grilling apron that holds everything a real man could want or need for an afternoon of fun. The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron holds 6 beverage cans or bottles and comes with a built in bottle opener, and more pockets than he’ll know what to do with. Great fun gift! Made from 100% cotton, one size fits all with fully adjustable length.

    Material: 100% cotton
    Size: One size fits all with adjustable strap
    Style: Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron for Men

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    £17.99

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  • BBQ Apron & 7pc BBQ Tool Set


    This 7 piece BBQ Tool Set comes with a multi-purpose carry case that folds out to create a wearable BBQ Apron with lots of pockets. This BBQ tool set features a wide variety of essential BBQ tools including oven mitt, tongs, spatula, fork and salt & pepper shakers. Never again will you forget where you put your tongs! It’s Roll-n-snap design is ideal for travel and an impromptu BBQ. Everything safely locks away inside the apron that includes an adjustable locking fastener. Utensils have soft grip wooden handles and are made from stainless steel.

    Style: BBQ Apron/Carry Case with 7 piece BBQ Tool Set
    Set includes: Slotted spatula, BBQ fork, serrated tongs, quilted oven mitt. salt & pepper shakers and apron/carry case

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    £12.37

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  • Batman Apron in a Gift Tube


    This awesome Batman Apron would make a fantastic gift for the DC Comics enthusiast, arriving in a gift tube to make present wrapping a breeze. In seconds transform into a super chef with Batman muscles. Machine washable on 30 degrees.

    Material: 100% cotton.
    Size: Approx 65cm in width, 110cm in length
    Style: Batman Apron

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  • Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron


    Vibrant Yellow Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron. Officially licensed Breaking Bad merchandise. This yellow apron features the Los Pollos Hermanos chain’s logo and comes complete with an adjustable head loop and front pockets. Great quality item that would make an awesome gift for the Breaking Bad fan.

    Style: Los Pollos Hermanos Breaking Bad Apron
    Material: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.

    We have lots more Breaking Bad Aprons in stock.

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  • Heisenberg Cookery School Breaking Bad Apron


    Awesome Breaking Bad Apron celebrating the incredible Breaking Bad series. This brilliant design features the words “Heisenberg Cookery School Albuquerque” as well as a handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle. This is a great quality apron with an even better design! Apron available in either navy or green. Please select at checkout.

    Style: Heisenberg Cookery School Breaking Bad Apron
    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: Width 72cm, Length 86cm

    Lots more Breaking Bad Aprons in our store including ones for the kids!

    £17.50 £14.95

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