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Browse through our awesome range of the best novelty aprons for men & women we can find from around the internet. Here you’ll find some funny aprons in a huge range of styles and colours. Our novelty aprons are designed to bring a smile to your face and for a great price! If you require something a little less tame, please visit our RUDE APRONS which we appropriately keep in their own section.

Looking for an Apron for the men in your life who fancy themselves as a cooking guru? You will find plenty of apron gift ideas here for Dads, husbands & boyfriends such as the BBQ Apron & Tool set or the “genius at work” apron, or if you fancy something a little more embarrassing, perhaps one of the “Danger Man Cooking” style aprons would be a good option. We also have a range of Breaking Bad Aprons & Superhero aprons for film & TV show lovers, our selection also features the 007 licence to grill apron for James Bond fanatics. We have aprons in both wipe clean PVC & cotton with range of funny novelty images and slogans, we are sure you will find the ideal apron or gift here.

  • Waist Apron Printed with Cooking Guide


    Oh wow! A waist apron printed with everything you need to know to help you cook! This amazing waist apron is full of useful information including cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for birds, numeric conversions, freezing instructions, defrosting times, a cooking glossary and so much more!

    Style: Waist Apron printed with cooking guidelines bu SUCK UK
    Material: 100% unbleached cotton
    Size: 58 x 57cm

    Also available as a full apron. View more novelty aprons.

    £12.00

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  • BBQ Apron & 7pc BBQ Tool Set


    This 7 piece BBQ Tool Set comes with a multi-purpose carry case that folds out to create a wearable BBQ Apron with lots of pockets. This BBQ tool set features a wide variety of essential BBQ tools including oven mitt, tongs, spatula, fork and salt & pepper shakers. Never again will you forget where you put your tongs! It’s Roll-n-snap design is ideal for travel and an impromptu BBQ. Everything safely locks away inside the apron that includes an adjustable locking fastener. Utensils have soft grip wooden handles and are made from stainless steel.

    Style: BBQ Apron/Carry Case with 7 piece BBQ Tool Set
    Set includes: Slotted spatula, BBQ fork, serrated tongs, quilted oven mitt. salt & pepper shakers and apron/carry case

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    £10.86

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  • Spiderman Apron


    Super cool Spiderman Apron for the Marvel lovers out there! Awesome torso design to make you feel like the superhero. Amazing gift idea at an incredible price.

    Size: Length 72cm Width 56cm
    Fabric: Polyester
    Style: Spiderman Apron

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  • Burning Stuff Dad Apron


    Wonderful quality typographic Dad Apron! This apron would make a wonderful gift for Dad, featuring the words “Dad famously burning stuff since forever”. The design has been silk screened to create this stylish Dad Apron.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton
    Style: Burning Stuff Dad Apron

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  • Pure Genius Spoof Guinness Apron


    This spoof Guinness apron is fantastic for the man who loves to be head chef at the barbecue. The apron features the words “Pure Genius” across the chest along with an emblem reminiscent of the Guinness logo. The apron comes in black with large pockets made from a poly-Cotton material. Machine washable.

    Style: Pure Genius Novelty Spoof Guinness Apron for Men
    Material: 65% Polyester 35% Cotton
    Size: Length: 90cm Width: 70cm

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    £3.39

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  • Batman Apron in a Gift Tube


    This awesome Batman Apron would make a fantastic gift for the DC Comics enthusiast, arriving in a gift tube to make present wrapping a breeze. In seconds transform into a super chef with Batman muscles. Machine washable on 30 degrees.

    Material: 100% cotton.
    Size: Approx 65cm in width, 110cm in length
    Style: Batman Apron

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  • Chef Genius Apron


    Fun novelty Chef Genius apron featuring the words “WARNING CHEF GENIUS AT WORK.” This bright funny apron has been silk screened onto heavy duty cotton for an excellent quality novelty gift.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton.
    Style: Novelty Chef Genius Apron

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  • The Simpsons Grillset “The Last Perfect Man”


    Material: 100% Cotton
    Style: The Simpsons Grillset – “The Last Perfect Man”
    Includes: Apron, oven glove and tea towel
    Size: One Size
    Colour: black

    £21.83

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  • Iron Man Apron


    Become Iron Man in the kitchen while you whip up the dinner. Iron Man can do anything right? So cooking is a given! This Iron Man apron features Iron Man’s body for a fun quirky stylish apron. An awesome gift for Marvel fans.

    Size: One size fits most. Length 72cm Width 56cm
    Material: 100% Polyester
    Style: Iron Man Apron

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    £22.73

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  • I Bake Therefore I Am Apron


    Awesome Baking Apron for the Baking King or Queen! This typographic apron is silk screened with the words “I BAKE THEREFORE I AM”. This is a quality apron made from heavy duty cotton.

    Size: approximately 60 x 75cm.
    Material: High quality, heavy duty drill cotton.
    Style: I Bake Therefore I Am Apron

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    £12.99 £6.99

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  • Cooksmart Don’t Mess With The Chef Apron


    Fun novelty apron by Cooksmart. This Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron is produced from 100% cotton twill and features the words “Don’t Mess With the Chef” printed in white. Great fun apron suitable for men or women.

    Material: 100% Cotton Twill
    Size: 61cm x 84cm
    Style: Black Don’t Mess with the Chef Apron by Cooksmart
    Washing Instructions: Machine wash at 40° C

    Also available “Don’t Mess with the Chef” Gift Set! Great Value!

    £6.00 £5.99

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  • Sexy Military Apron for Men


    This is a very sexy military apron for men featuring a man’s topless torso with camouflage trousers, bullets and grenades. This will cause a storm in the kitchen or is excellent for men on a stag night in combination with the other sexy aprons in this range.

    Style: Sexy Military Apron for Men
    Material: polyester
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.
    Size: Length: 73cm x Width: 58cm

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    £11.70

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  • Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron


    That’s right – fuck off I’m busy… says the apron. This delightful apron will make a fantastic apron for the perfectionist cook who truly believes that too many cooks spoil the broth. Don’t go anywhere near the kitchen when they’re in there but instead cheer their souls with this fitting apron to show you really care and understand. This white apron is emblazoned on the front with the words ‘Fuck Off I’m Busy’ emblazoned in black text. A really awesome novelty gift! The apron has two handy pockets on the front to hold stuff while you’re busy in the kitchen or in front of the BBQ. Packaged in a fantastic retro style colour box for easy wrapping.

    Style: Fuck Off I’m Busy Apron
    Size: Small – suitable for sizes up to 16 UK.

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    £7.50

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  • ‘Real Men Bake Bread’ Mens Apron


    Great sliced loaf design for the man who loves to bake. This navy blue mens apron features the words “real men bake bread” inside a sliced loaf. It is made of a good quality polymix fabric and comes complete with handy front pocket and neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.

    Material: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
    Size: W72cm x L86cm

    Love baking? Try this flavourful Potato & Rosemary Bread for something unusual.

    £17.50 £14.95

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  • Sexy Scottish Man Apron


    Sexy Scottish man apron! This novelty apron features a naked man’s torso wearing a Scottish kilt. It would look good on any man in the kitchen or would make an excellent stag night costume.

    Style: Sexy Scottish Man Apron
    Material: polyester
    Size: Length: 73cm Width: 58cm. Length including head strap: about 94.00 cm
    Washing Instructions: Machine washable up to 50°C. No need to iron after wash.

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    £10.90

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  • Breaking Bad Walter White Apron


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    Awesome Breaking Bad inspired apron featuring Walter White’s face and the slogan “LETS COOK”. This is a great quality black apron with a screen printed design. Features a useful front pocket.

    Washing Instructions: Machine Washable
    Style: Walter White Breaking Bad Apron

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    £9.95

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  • Don’t Mess With The Chef Mens Set


    Great cooking set for men with the slogan “Don’t mess with the Chef!” It features a black apron and chef’s hat, white tea towel and a wooden spoon and spatula. This is a fantastic gift set for the man who loves to cook. Great value and quality from one of the leading brands, Cooksmart. Machines Wash at 40°C

    Style: Don’t Mess with the Chef Gift Set for Men by Cooksmart
    Material: 100% Cotton
    Size: Apron: W:61cm x H:84cm, Hat is adjustable, Tea Towel: W:45cm x L:65cm
    Set Contains: Apron, Hat, Tea Towel, Spoon & Spatula

    This mens cooking set is part of a coordinated range.

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    £10.50

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  • Sexy Novelty French Maid Apron


    Ooh la la indeed (as the apron states!). This sexy French Maid Apron will be a hit in most homes with it’s provocative cleavage and printed sexy body. Want to look like a saucy French maid without having to kit up in the full costume? Throw this on instead! It will amuse and delight any onlooker!

    Size: 56 x 72cm. Fabric: Polyester
    Style: Sexy French Maid Apron

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